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Fruit, isn't that pretty good?! In Swedish fruit is "frukt" and the word horrible is "fruktansvärt". Do you get it? Frukt-ansvärt!! Does it make any sense? Where does this word come from?? Were the stone age people afraid of fruits?
We Swedes have such incredible imagination. Just look at the Swedish word "grönsak", which means vegetable or litterary it means "green thing". Varnings! That word is too much like the Norweigans (Swedes always make jokes about the Norweigans). For example Swedes like to make jokes that the word for banana in Norweigan is "gule böj" which means "yellow bend". I wonder what the person who came up with the word grönsak was thinking. Like: " Hmm, I found a green thing, I'll call it green thing from now on!!! Note: Even if it is a red tomato, it's still a green thing!!!
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16 dec. 2011
Huge lack of butter in Norway!
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This is THE subject on internet in Europe right now, the lack of butter in Norway! How did they succeeded with this?!?!
I think this kind of comical actually! The norweigan government has a monopol on dairy products in Norway.
It seems like the Norwegians miscalculated how much butter that people will need at Christmas and blames partly people for being more healthy and not buying too much butter during the year and partly the lack of butter at the farmers for quiting with dairy products due to the low profit. Wages in Norway is too good expect for farmers, so why be a farmer!?!
The whole thing gets worse ... The Norwegians are coming to Sweden to buy butter. The problem is that it is illegal to bring a great amount of cash out from Norway. A Norwegian couple who traveled to Sweden to buy the butter got caught in the Norwegian customs.
Norway has also sky-high tariffs on everything that they expect that they can produce themselves in their own country. The duty on imported butter is 25.19 NOK! This really encourage the blac market! A common packet of Swedish butter can now be sold for up to 1000 Euro at the black market!
A Russian man tried, the other day, to smuggle 90 kg of butter with a value of SEK 200 000 (20 000 Euro) on the black market, but got caught in the Norwegian customs for smuggling! Smuggling of butter! Can you imagine anything so ridiculous in your criminal records?! Butter Smuggler!
Norway has now lowered its tariff of butter to 4 NOK per kg, but Sweden, Denmark and Finland still have no interest in exporting butter to Norway. About a month or so the butter duty will be increased again! So it all ended up with Norway importing butter from France and Belgium instead! Can you imagine what problems they have?!?!?!?
In the middle of this mess a Norwegian man, Johnny, find 30 kilograms of butter at the shore which probably has been under water for 67 years! Does this founding help the Norwegians? Naaah, apparently it smelled very bad and when TV2s reporter tastes the butter, he is nearly throwing up! But the consistency was good anyway!
This is THE subject on internet in Europe right now, the lack of butter in Norway! How did they succeeded with this?!?!
I think this kind of comical actually! The norweigan government has a monopol on dairy products in Norway.
It seems like the Norwegians miscalculated how much butter that people will need at Christmas and blames partly people for being more healthy and not buying too much butter during the year and partly the lack of butter at the farmers for quiting with dairy products due to the low profit. Wages in Norway is too good expect for farmers, so why be a farmer!?!
The whole thing gets worse ... The Norwegians are coming to Sweden to buy butter. The problem is that it is illegal to bring a great amount of cash out from Norway. A Norwegian couple who traveled to Sweden to buy the butter got caught in the Norwegian customs.
Norway has also sky-high tariffs on everything that they expect that they can produce themselves in their own country. The duty on imported butter is 25.19 NOK! This really encourage the blac market! A common packet of Swedish butter can now be sold for up to 1000 Euro at the black market!
A Russian man tried, the other day, to smuggle 90 kg of butter with a value of SEK 200 000 (20 000 Euro) on the black market, but got caught in the Norwegian customs for smuggling! Smuggling of butter! Can you imagine anything so ridiculous in your criminal records?! Butter Smuggler!
Norway has now lowered its tariff of butter to 4 NOK per kg, but Sweden, Denmark and Finland still have no interest in exporting butter to Norway. About a month or so the butter duty will be increased again! So it all ended up with Norway importing butter from France and Belgium instead! Can you imagine what problems they have?!?!?!?
In the middle of this mess a Norwegian man, Johnny, find 30 kilograms of butter at the shore which probably has been under water for 67 years! Does this founding help the Norwegians? Naaah, apparently it smelled very bad and when TV2s reporter tastes the butter, he is nearly throwing up! But the consistency was good anyway!
Topics:
Butter,
Norway,
Norweigan,
Smuggling,
Tiger in Brazil,
Tiger in Sweden
1 maj 2010
Maffians gammaldags bebisspråk och grodor i halsen
Svenska, norska och danska är ju väldigt lika, jag brukar säga till Jair att det är lättare för danskarna och norrmännen att förstå oss än vi att förstå dem.
Norska låter ju lite skoj för oss svenskar... om man riktigt tänker på det. Norska låter ju lite som en blandning mellan svenska gammeldags ord (ex. icke), samtidigt som det låter som bebis-språk eftersom det är bakvänt (ex. brillerna mina istället för mina brillor). Missförstå mig inte, min moster bor i Norge med fästman och två barn så jag tycker inte illa om norska eller Norge. Skulle va kul och höra vad norrmännen tycker om svenska!!!
Norska maffian har ju lite problem med repspekten också... lyssna bara här:
Danska är ju med kul, det låter mer som dom har satt något i halsen men försöker prata ändå. Min mormor berättade (kommer inte ihåg exakt, men ungefär så här) att det var en liten kille som sprang för att öppna dörrren när det plingade. Sen kom han tillbaka till sin pappa och sa att det står en man i dörren.
- Men vad ville han då, frågar pappan.
- Det vet jag inte, han försökte prata men han kunde inte...
Mannen var dansk... haha
Men jag får ju också passa på att hylla den här underbara danska sången som spelas på NRJ
UNDERBAR DANSK LÅT
Norska låter ju lite skoj för oss svenskar... om man riktigt tänker på det. Norska låter ju lite som en blandning mellan svenska gammeldags ord (ex. icke), samtidigt som det låter som bebis-språk eftersom det är bakvänt (ex. brillerna mina istället för mina brillor). Missförstå mig inte, min moster bor i Norge med fästman och två barn så jag tycker inte illa om norska eller Norge. Skulle va kul och höra vad norrmännen tycker om svenska!!!
Norska maffian har ju lite problem med repspekten också... lyssna bara här:
Danska är ju med kul, det låter mer som dom har satt något i halsen men försöker prata ändå. Min mormor berättade (kommer inte ihåg exakt, men ungefär så här) att det var en liten kille som sprang för att öppna dörrren när det plingade. Sen kom han tillbaka till sin pappa och sa att det står en man i dörren.
- Men vad ville han då, frågar pappan.
- Det vet jag inte, han försökte prata men han kunde inte...
Mannen var dansk... haha
Men jag får ju också passa på att hylla den här underbara danska sången som spelas på NRJ
UNDERBAR DANSK LÅT
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